The Future Book

The goofiest book of the season has just arrived! And trust me, all the little Charlie Cheese Faces in your class will unanimously place a fish on your head the moment you finish reading it. Not one-bazillion kid in the class will stop laughing out loud and so will you! Their laughter will reverberate long after you’ve said “You smell like a baby” at the end of the day to them!

I do not make any sense at all? Ah, here’s what I mean in present-day language:

All the little kids in your class will unanimously thank you for reading this book. Not one of them will stop laughing out loud. Their laughter will reverberate long after you’ve greeted them Goodbye for the day!

You gotta get the book for all of this to make sense!